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Post subject: [The Official Jokes Thread] Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:08 pm |
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Hi all use this thread to share your jokes 
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Post subject: Re: [The Official Jokes Thread] Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 5:38 pm |
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Post subject: Re: [The Official Jokes Thread] NSFW Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:05 pm |
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i met my dead girlfriends parents at her funeral for the first time yesterday ......
what a miserable pair of bastards they are.
I got one of those anti bullying wrist bands today....
i took it off some small fat ginger kid
Irish man named Paddys doing some ice fishing when he hears a voice from the ice....
"Paddy there are no fish here"
Oh my God he thinks..."Lord is that you how do you know..."
"NO ITS THE ICE RINK MANAGER NOW STOP CUTTING HOLES IN THE ICE AND PISS OFF"
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Post subject: Re: [The Official Jokes Thread] Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:47 am |
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lol lol lol 
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Post subject: Re: [The Official Jokes Thread] Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:25 pm |
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The norwegian man found a VHS tape in a drawer. Curious to see what was on he puts it in the VCR. He presses play and gasps for air as he sees his wife getting f**ked by three black guys with monster d**ks. He sits down in shock, and ponder, after a while he gives outh a sigh of relief and says to himself "THANK GOD IT WAS JUST A MOVIE" Translated from Swedish, sry for the bad grammar 
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Post subject: Re: [The Official Jokes Thread] Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:53 pm |
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Post subject: Re: [The Official Jokes Thread] Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 3:46 pm |
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ahahahahahahahaha sweeeeeet one 
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Post subject: Re: [The Official Jokes Thread] Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:03 pm |
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Man if the dude with the neckless isnt a joke I dont know what is LMAO http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&layer=c ... .77301&z=9
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Post subject: Re: [The Official Jokes Thread] Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:35 pm |
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 what a joke....does he think he looks good in that, or is he that lazy he cant be arsed to carry it 
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Post subject: Re: [The Official Jokes Thread] Posted: Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:44 pm |
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Beats me  I couldnt believe it when i saw it, was just playing with street google when i spotted the guy. My first thought was that he had stolen it and carried it in his hands and i thought wtf, but when I zoomed in I burst out in laughter 
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